SUMMER 2026: PRO-CRASTINATION

Written By Eddie Eaton

From the time of writing the last update, to the time I am writing this update (a season apart, if you forgot) I have felt nothing but hesitation, especially while writing this. Lots of time spent procrastinating, rather than doing anything productive. While working through it, it has already proven itself to be nothing other than the hump of this year. Not at all what I was expecting, but can you really expect anything anymore? Do we just go with the flow and give respect where respect is due? Even if you disagree? I am off to a fantastic start.

7/20/26 backyard, where procrastination is highly encouraged.

In recent months I have recorded two demos that will be coming out quite soon. Formerly the ass-kicking shell of “RVBOMB”, “DARK MIND” reminisces on taking it to the true next level, with 100% more ass-kickings. A very short, but sweet, and extremely satisfying taste of what is to come. Very excited for those boys. Also coming soon to you, is the “Ch@1n L@w” demo. 5 rippers, 5 rippings, with any toppings of your choice. If learning is an option while listening, you’ve failed. Please don’t try again.

In light of my only resolution of this year, I have remained true and have written one song every month, which will subsequently be released at the end of the year. It is something I have had on the back-burner, and I don’t think anyone has even heard it but myself so far. It is the most liberating thing starting from scratch once I have fully recorded and mixed down a song. Procrastinating until the end of every month to do it has been the schedule, but it is something that is truly myself in and out and I’m not sure if there’s anything that makes me more uncomfortable and embarrassed than that. That’s why I’m doing it.

The project has yet to be named, oh, but it can’t be bad. Lets go through some names from an old note;

  • “WARCROSS” (cool, but i think too much. if this was someone else, it may be cool, but no. too hard.)

  • “THE KONAMI CODE” (this seems cooler for an album title rather than the name of a project. upupdowndownleftrightleftrightabstart gamers unite.)

  • “TRICHOTOMOUS” (is that a dinosaur? its almost as obnoxious as undissassembled.)

  • “FRANK” (classic.)

  • “TIEFLY” (sounds chronically online…. probably even more insufferable at the show!!)

  • “FUCKING A TURKEY ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HEAVEN” (who wrote this?)

  • “THE PUSSY WHIPPIN’ ASS LICKIN’ BEEHIVE” (i heard hornets get kicked out by the beeg bouncer.)

  • “BALLS ON WHEELS” (really?)

Wow! These names are quite fun! Maybe I’ll use one.

If you are actually reading this, firstly thank you. Secondly, go out and support artists on the road and in your scene. The world will keep revolving, hiccups will hiccup, but it’s in your hands to set the stone. Until next time,

E

Eddie Eaton
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